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Illegal, Immoral or Fattening

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Remind them NOT to play it safe on their birthday with this humorous card.
If you avoid everything
illegal, immoral or fattening,
I'll give you something really
special for your birthday…
My
deepest
sympathy.
Happy Birthday

5x7 folded card, mailed in signature envelope


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