Anything Can Happen

The question is whether or not it SHOULD.

Heard for your 21st Birthday
you were having
SEX on the beach
when your orgasm
was interrupted by a Mudslide!
Then your friends Margarita,
Rob Roy & Harvey Wallbanger
introduced you to a BLACK RUSSIAN,
who wanted to join you & Tom Collins
for a Sundowner, but his Moscow Mule
wouldn’t fit into the Sidecar.
He almost committed KAMIKAZE
and all you came away
with was a Sombrero and a Fuzzy Navel.

You’re 21…
Anything can happen.
HAPPY
Birthday

5×7 folded card, mailed in signature envelope