Of course, there are more than seven, but they wouldn’t fit on the card.
7 Tell-Tale Signs…
1 You’re told to slow down by
the doctor instead of the police. 2 People always ask you what color your hair used to be.
3 You have a party. And the neighbors don’t even realize.
4 You sit in a rocking chair
and can’t get it going.
5 People offer you their seat on a crowded bus.
6 An “all-nighter” means not
getting up to go to the bathroom.
7 “Getting lucky” means finding
your car in the parking lot.
you ol’ slow poke!
5×7 folded card, mailed in signature envelope