Whoopee Cushion

With all fairness, who WOULDN’T want this to be true?

This is a Specially Designed SOUND CARD!
(To hear sound: Hold up to ear and
PRESS the top right corner of card.)

I don’t know which is
MORE FOOLISH…
That you actually thought
it would work,
OR
that you WANTED
to hear a fart noise!
Happy April Fools’ Day!

5×7 folded card, mailed in signature envelope