Santa On A Diet
$2.99
ID# 17676_XMASFTo be fair, not only Santa would be upset about this underwhelming snack choice.
Merry Christmas, Grandson
Sugar-free, whole grain cookies
and fat-free soy milk?
I traveled all the way
from the North Pole for this??
Don’t tick off Santa
unless you want
to be permanently
on the “naughty list.”
5×7 folded card, mailed in signature envelope
